USA Today Crossword Answer - September 23, 2014
| Clue | Answer |
|---|---|
| "How stupid of me!" | DOH |
| "Sea of Love" star Barkin | ELLEN |
| "Sexy" lady of a Beatles song | SADIE |
| "Steady as ___ goes" | SHE |
| "Well, ___-di-dah!" | LAH |
| "___ gotcha now!" | IVE |
| Advantages (var.) | PLUSSES |
| Ancient Greece's legislative assembly | BOULE |
| Antique shop item | CURIO |
| Arrange logically | SORT |
| Ask earnestly | BESEECH |
| Bite playfully | NIP |
| Bully? | TAURINE |
| Cause to lose one's nerve | UNMAN |
| Construction fastener | RIVET |
| Corrosive substance | ACID |
| Dada artist | ARP |
| Dingbat | NINNY |
| Diving seabirds | AUKS |
| Doffs one's lid, old-style | UNHATS |
| Drink cooler | ICE |
| Enchilada alternative | BURRITO |
| Entrance or exit | GATE |
| F-14 fighter jets | TOMCATS |
| Fifth and others, briefly | AVES |
| First N.L. player to hit 500 home runs | OTT |
| Fortune seeker? | SEER |
| Frosted treat | CUPCAKE |
| Get to fit | ADAPT |
| Grammy winner Yoko | ONO |
| Hard guy to find in kids' books | WALDO |
| Hoops position | GUARD |
| In hiding (with "up") | HOLED |
| Internal layer of a mollusk shell | NACRE |
| Intoxicated | LIT |
| Its capital is Altdorf | URI |
| Its competitors may be thrown | RODEO |
| Jazzman Getz | STAN |
| Like a graveyard at midnight | EERIE |
| Midwestern state dweller | IOWAN |
| Mr. Pulver's rank | ENS |
| Musical based on a T.S. Eliot book | CATS |
| Nibble for Miss Muffet | CURD |
| Ones biased against the elderly | AGEISTS |
| Part of "FWIW" | WORTH |
| Poetic meadow | LEA |
| Polloi's predecessor | HOI |
| Possess | OWN |
| Powerful bloke | NABOB |
| Protests gone awry | RIOTS |
| Radio studio sign | ONAIR |
| Sabres' relatives | EPEES |
| Sgt. Bilko portrayer | PHILSILVERS |
| Showy spring flower | PEONY |
| Some Arizona plants | CACTI |
| Some tournaments | OPENS |
| Sour-smelling | ACRID |
| Spot for a statue | NICHE |
| Stadium layers | TIERS |
| Staff symbol | CLEF |
| Stags and bucks, e.g | HES |
| Stephen King novel | CARRIE |
| Strike zone enforcer | UMP |
| Student driver? | BUS |
| Sure-footed beasts | ASSES |
| Teamsters, for one | UNION |
| They hold records | PHONOGRAPHS |
| They're charged and exchanged | IONS |
| They're in the drug business | PHARMACISTS |
| Tooth-care pros' org | ADA |
| Type of angle | ACUTE |
| Type of boots or flask | HIP |
| Very sharp turn | HAIRPIN |
| Voices, as opinions | AIRS |
| What some players turn | PRO |
| What the letter O is? | PHOTOFINISH |
| Wordsworth's words, perhaps | ODE |
| ___ diem | PER |